I received a troubling phone call from Santa Clause last night. He was very distressed over the things happening up there.
The government wants him to lose some weight. People want him to dye his hair so he doesn’t look so old. He isn't allowed to say "Ho, Ho, Ho" any more. And, of course, the lead paint toys from China aren’t helping matters.
But the biggest problem is with his elf’s. He couldn’t even describe it to me so he sent me this link of the video. Check it out for yourselves.
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